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WHO: March 7th and you!
WHERE: Libra and Gemini!
WHEN: late June
WHAT: PROPHECY POST
WARNINGS: nothing I can think of in the post itself.

[If there's one thing you can always rely on March 7th for, it's looking absolutely adorable. She waves a quick hello at the camera, then does a little twirl as if to show off how the skirt flares out. Her spade-tipped tail wags, not unlike a dog's.]

I got this outfit on sale today! Isn't it cute? Anyway—since the new format was such a hit last time, we're doing it again this time, which is great because I'm not very good at remembering whose prophecy says what. Anyway!

[March steps back from the camera, showing a board that's been covered with a curtain. Behind her, you can see one Dan Heng frantically wrangling some seals while wearing a seal mask. March does not seem to be bothered by this, save for a quick glance back at him and a shrug. He's fine, it's her time.

She grabs the edges of the curtain and yanks it off, to show a board that's covered in photos of...uh, furries. Lots of furries! Apparently trance-March went to a furry meet-up in town and now the board is covered in pictures of people in fursuits posing for her camera. The stickers on the board are also of furries.]

I think this is some of my best work, actually, and I'm mad I don't remember taking them. I'm not sure why trance-me was so insistent on going to see the furries, really, but they seemed way more flattered than the redcoats from last year.

[Girl the redcoats from last year were doing a Revolutionary War reenactment.]

Anyway, that's my prophecy! What's everyone else's? [A seal bumps against her ankle. She looks down and picks it up, cooing at it.] Dan Heng! Can I keep a seal? I wanna keep a seal!

WHO: Wolfwood, Vash the Stampede, and Lighter Lorenz
WHERE: In a nice sit-down restaurant in Kaisou, some jungle theme restaurant
WHEN: Late June
WHAT: Vash bought a date voucher that included a chaperone--while anyone else would see this as awkward, vash has seen it as a bonus as they get to make a new friend.
WARNINGS: Idiocy abound.


[ it'll be around 1pm in the afternoon when Wolfwood will get a text from Vash. It's in his usual, excitable text that's badly spelled due to his inability to type with both hands--but wolfwood should be used to this by now.

he's just leaving the gacha goodwill with a neat voucher in hand, the sketchy guy who ran the place saying something like --"don't worry about it, I'll have the other party called and sent to the location the ticket says. Enjoy your dinner."

This sounded fine to the humanoid typhoon. It'd sound insane to anyone else. ]

yah i hav about 3hr before my shift @ the vogue n u said u had some courier job w/dantes brother around that same time yeah
lets get lunch while we're both in the city then!!!! my treat
i got a cool voucher from the goodwill that says we'll get free appetizers w/it?

its gonna be in a Rainforest Cafe too, those places always look so fun u kno

WHO: Jonathan, and a Very Large Bird
WHERE: The Gemini App
WHEN: 21st of June
WHAT: Jonathan has found a large bird waiting on his roof. It's rather rude.
WARNINGS: None! Well actually the video link sounds pretty alarming for a Pokemon sound so, warning for that perhaps.

[Jonathan being the scale he typically is (Small, batty), his camera shows little more than himself and the front of his house. It's quite the beautiful day, actually!

...A very loud bird's screech comes from...what might have been overhead? Hard call!

Jonathan winces when he hears it, and peers up- (Oh, so it IS upward)- before looking back to the camera.]

Has anyone some advice for being rid of large birds?

I returned from enjoying a rather delightful slice of cake to find my roof visited by a guest most foul.

[...........................That word choice was intended.]

( You Remind Me of the Babe )

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: June 13th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the second half of June. By now, many people have noticed things important to them have gone missing if they discarded the invitation they got at the start of the month. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their message and comment to it.]

[With no announcements of comings and goings, the post will continue.... not normally, instead providing a screencap from a notes app first in response to the previous zodiac post:]



Nephrite, Joshua, Blackwargreymon, Anby and Jane have joined the app. Say hi everyone!

[NOW the post will continue as normal]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

Hey so about your stuff going missing? We got sent a ransom note about it. I'm supposed post it, so here:

To The Residents of Kaisou,

Well, it seems that my invitations reached everyone, though not everyone kept them. I'm sure by now you've realized what happens if you "lost" or destroyed them. Don't worry. Merely come to the ball I so graciously invited you to, and all will be returned.

Jareth, the Goblin King

If you threw out the invite, it's this weekend. It's going to be in a Spirit Realm called Golbin City, we'll let you know when the gate opens. Sounds like outfits will be offered, but that means trusting a guy called the Goblin King to dress you.

Go or don't go, not really my problem if you get your stuff back or not. I'm just a messenger who is clocking out now.

Bye.



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[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. The event log will go up this weekend, so feel free to have your characters make plans and talk about that until then! ]

WHO: Random Play's staff and regulars and anyone else!
WHERE: Random Play, Shopping Street
WHEN: early to mid-May
WHAT: come and hang out at Random Play! now offering: 20% discounts on video rentals featuring LGBTQ+ themes!
WARNINGS: none atm!